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Old Oct 12, 2006, 06:02 PM // 18:02   #2621
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*gets another cup of tea*
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Old Oct 12, 2006, 06:30 PM // 18:30   #2622
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*sips beer*
*runs in more circles*
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Old Oct 12, 2006, 07:22 PM // 19:22   #2623
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Right then.
Grabs pwnd and rips his abdomen open.
Makes pwnd eat his own intestines.
Decapitiates pwnd.
Shoves pwnd's severed head up pwnd's ass.
Rips pwnd's arms and legs off and beats his remains with them.
Stuffs the arms and legs down pwnd's throat into his lungs.
Lights pwnd's remains on fire.

Well, that's a good start to that.
Sips beer.
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Old Oct 12, 2006, 07:37 PM // 19:37   #2624
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*watchs Doom rip up the scarecrow i made of myself*
*sighs*
"that took me hours to make!"
*sips beer*
*puts up protective flame shield*
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Old Oct 12, 2006, 08:25 PM // 20:25   #2625
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*turns on seizure causing strobe lights, vibrates and falls to the floor drooling*
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Old Oct 12, 2006, 08:33 PM // 20:33   #2626
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Oh, pwnd, that scarecrow was also your voodoo doll.
Watches pwnd die as mentioned above, only this time in his flame shield.
Sips beer.
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Old Oct 12, 2006, 08:37 PM // 20:37   #2627
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I Love GOLD!!!!

*paint myself Gold*
*run around the bar while the paint dry*
*sips beer*
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Old Oct 12, 2006, 08:43 PM // 20:43   #2628
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*laughs at all the retarded poopushers fighting*
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Old Oct 12, 2006, 08:45 PM // 20:45   #2629
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Rips new guy's arm off and beats him with it.
Eats new guy.
Sips beer.
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Old Oct 12, 2006, 08:54 PM // 20:54   #2630
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*Magicly gets resurrected inside Doomlord and slices through major organs(heart, lungs,live, etc.)*
*sips Monster*
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Old Oct 12, 2006, 08:57 PM // 20:57   #2631
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Well, I don't have any of those because I'm a Bebilith. Sooooo...
Hears new guy that I just ate wanting a drink.
Eats a few kegs of beer.
Sips beer.
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Old Oct 12, 2006, 08:59 PM // 20:59   #2632
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Thanks Doomlord for beer and stabs him just for the hell of it.
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Old Oct 12, 2006, 09:03 PM // 21:03   #2633
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Hears the sound of a knife breaking against the armored walls of my stomach.
Want to fight then, eh?
Swallows sulfuric acid (to which Bebiliths are immune, by the way) by the gallon.
Sips beer to wash it down.
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Old Oct 12, 2006, 09:07 PM // 21:07   #2634
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Busts open kegs and gets you super drunk almost near death, then poofs out of stomach
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Old Oct 12, 2006, 09:38 PM // 21:38   #2635
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Recovers from drunkeness using evil Bebilith powers.
Maims new guy's face beyond recognition.

Hey, where did the new guy go? Oh well.
Sips beer.
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Old Oct 12, 2006, 09:51 PM // 21:51   #2636
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*rips all limps off of new guy*

*laughs and points at him as he tries to flee*

*kicks his head off and through the window, striking whoever posts next as they walk along the street*
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Old Oct 13, 2006, 12:09 AM // 00:09   #2637
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*does the female paragon dance* lol
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Old Oct 13, 2006, 12:12 AM // 00:12   #2638
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*hug LadyNilene*
*sips beer*
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Old Oct 13, 2006, 12:35 AM // 00:35   #2639
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*gropes Sir Skullcrasher* lol
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Old Oct 13, 2006, 12:55 AM // 00:55   #2640
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*cheers*
*drinks a keg of beer*
*laughs while Grim is being groped by Nilene*
*sips whiskey*
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